It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
last night I used snow as a chaser
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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