Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
should my penis look like a turkey
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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