you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.