i don't like sucking hair
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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