Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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