love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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