Is it because I queefed?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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