Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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