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(916): View more from California

I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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(802): View more from Vermont

Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?

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(443): View more from Maryland

And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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(281): View more from Texas

i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.

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(440): View more from Ohio

WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS

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BECAUSE SCIENCE

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.

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