this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty