So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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