he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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