I swear she didn't look like that last week.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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