Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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