she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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