If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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