quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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