who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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