I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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