Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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