Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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