I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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