I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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