If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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