my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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