Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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