I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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