I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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