they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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