yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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