So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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