There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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