woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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