Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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