Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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