So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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