yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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