Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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