I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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