8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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