Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
