NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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