are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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