first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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