everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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