I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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