You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think a kid would responsible me up
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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