hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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