just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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