There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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