winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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