I need help removing her.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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