Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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