we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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