Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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