seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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