Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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